Our vote ...

Friends. Romans. Countrymen. Lend me your ears.

We find ourselves on this very important day. Election day, 2008. Why is it so important? Glad you asked.

With your vote, you will help decide the future of our country. Personally, Ashley and I prefer a future with full cheeks, wide blue eyes, and the ability to light up a room with a simple smile.

Sadly, neither Obama nor McCain offer this, my friends. So, we offer an alternative. Yes, my friends, we ask that you stand with us and cast your vote for Eden Brooks Bodie.

We've been persuaded by several direct mail pieces, including this one that sums up the trust of Miss Bodie's potential. Certainly, a future we CAN believe in.

And so that your vote is not only cast because of a few biased opinions, Miss Bodie has developed a few talking points. Here is what she's promising ...

And, in conjunction with Saturday Night Live's Presidential Bash 2008, we have also included some out-takes ... hey, nobody is perfect!

Truly, Eden is family-oriented.

My friends, thank you for your time. We hope that you'll consider our candidate for change, Eden Brooks Bodie. She has the drive and determination to lead us toward a truly beautiful future.

Of course, if you can't bring yourself to vote for her this year, please do remember our candidate in 2044 and beyond.